Some people, on realizing they have still got squirrels in their walls, despite genteel removal efforts, turn to poison..
Instead, Tris and I are writing a one act play about Connie and Vinnie, who just moved into a formerly rent controlled apartment and are dealing with the local enforcers.
“Vinnie? why you gotta bury your nuts? You gotta map? you know you ain’t gonna find em without no map,”
“Geez, Connie, why you gotta be like that? I’m like, saving for our future you stupid cow.”
Saving for our future? Is that what you were.doing with Donna in the back of that of that old caddy? “saving for our future ”
Holy Harvest God. Connie, how many times I gotta tell ya? that was about acorns! Nothing but acorns!!